Thursday, October 25, 2012

Why Vampires Live Forever...

With Halloween approaching, I got to thinking about how much I liked it as a child. Then, I thought a little further. 

Hey!  Maybe vampires look young forever because they get 'transfusions' from young people with growth hormones (ask Lance Armstrong) and hang upside down half the time (no sagging).

That's what happens when you're over 50 and thinking of Halloween.

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