So, I'm in Cincinnati where I grew up and my parents' home is off of Tylersville Road. My son's name is Tyler.
Over the years many subdivisions have appeared. Now there's a 'Tylers Way,' 'Tylers Court,' 'Tylers Glen.' You get it.
So I drive around looking to 'borrow' a sign and think ..nah. I call the Road Commission. Here's how it goes.
"Hey. Road Commission?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah. I need two road signs. One for 'Tylers Way,' and one for 'Tylers Place.'"
"You from the Township?"
"No. I'm an individual."
"Uh. Usually we get calls from the township ..when one's missing."
"If I were 30 years younger that's exactly the call you'd be getting , cuz I'd taken it. You going to sell me one or meet me later to hold the step stool and flashlight?"
He's gonna LOVE Christmas!!!
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