Trick or Treat!!!

I have a stray cat I've been feeding.  I already have a cat.  I don't need another cat. It's getting cold.

Now, I wouldn't do this, but I must admit that I fantasized of kids coming to the door, ringing the bell screaming, "Trick or Treat!!!"

That's when I'd open the door, throw a mad cat tied in a bag into their candy bag, yell "Trick!" ...then slam the door and turn off the porch light.

Want a cat?  I never tried putting it in a bag, so it's still sane.