Of ex's and Telemarketers

My ex and I are best friends. This confuses a lot of people. But, think about it; nothing proves more cohesive than having a common enemy (a teen.)

So... when he's out of town, I house-sit since he has the elderly dog. I love when telemarketers call.
"Is ___ there?"
"No."
"Is this Mrs. ___?"
"No. This is his ex, he's out of town. Oops! I guess I shouldn't have told you that"

Then I hang up.. and laugh!!!