Of ASPCA Commercials

Dear ASPCA,World Wildlife Fund, etc.:

I've stopped traffic to help a turtle cross the road, 'ya know? If anyone would give you their last dime, it would be me.

Let me now tell you why you don't have it; a little marketing advice (and I can't find a job?!):
* People that really care, even Jr.'s friends, can't stand to watch your commercials. We hurry to hit 'mute' and 'guide' so we don't have to hear or see it.
* If those that truly care can't watch to the end of the commercial, they won't see how to donate.

So... don't show the one-eyed, three-legged dog shivering in a cage with that 'help me' look on it's face! Show the adopted, one-eyed, three-legged dog smiling and hobbling around someone's back yard!

You're welcome (and I can't find a job?).