If Politicians Played Baseball (part one)

My mom loves her baseball, but you don't want to watch a game with her.

She always says, "I'll turn it down low," but that's even worse! If it were loud enough to hear the announcer's tone raise, you wouldn't be scared out of your skin when all of a sudden she jumps up screaming at the TV, "Are you kidding me?! What are you thinking?!" Or, "Now you get it!"

Then there's me. You definitely want to have one cup of coffee under your belt before I join you with mine to share the paper; "Are you kidding me?!...."

If politicians played baseball, we'd clear the block!!