Thursday, May 17, 2012

Of Deer Resistant Flowers....

Let me pass along my knowledge of plants deer won't eat.  It's all a scam.


It is said that deer won't eat marigolds; "Plant marigolds around your tasty flowers to protect them."  In a way this does work, but let me tell you how.


A deer approaches your flower garden.  A marigold boarder.  It pulls up the first marigold, munches it, spits it out; "Ew, don't like the taste of that."  Goes to the next one, "I don't like that one either."  Next one, "That tastes bad, too!"  Next, "Different color, but still don't like it!"  "Hey!  You guys!  Come here!  This tastes bad, right?"


Forget the marigolds.  Hot pepper wax spray.  And if you're really mean, empty the bird bath.







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