My neighbor got two dogs as pups; one definitely has ADHD (Think of the movie 'Up' ..."squirrel!").
So when she said she'd found a home for him with kids that'd wear him out, every time I saw him, I gave him a treat; dead dog walking, ya know? Then that fell through, so she kept him ...but once you start the treat thing, you can't stop!
Now I'm kinda committed. I mean, I like the dog, but I thought it was more of a farewell party sorta thing.
So far I have taught him to count to three (the number of pieces I tear the treat into), and the 'wiping of the hands thing' which means 'all gone.' And he's able to be walked ...so long as one remembers every 10 ft. he turns a circle, and after every three circles he makes a large circle around you.
Laugh and I kill you.
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