Sunday, March 4, 2012

Of Teenage Boys and Locust

If you have a teenage boy you will so understand this; they're like locust.
They come with friends in a massive swarm, eat everything in sight, and move on.

So, I ask, "Why did you leave the empty cereal/cracker/crouton/popsicle box?" They're answer? "We didn't want to let you know we ate them all."

Spitting mad, I say, "Are you kidding me!! I'd eventually figure that out! How did you determine it better that I learn that when I have a cereal bowl, milk and no cereal?!?!!" They're answer? "We wouldn't be here then."

Aughhhh!!

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