Of Child Spring Allergies and Unintentional Teachings

So, years ago, Jr. found himself unable to breathe easily in the evening due to pollen and humidity; this made him cry. This stuffed him up, which made him cry, which stuffed him up... (repeat until you tear out your hair).

I got out the bottle with the little cap on top and poured to the level prescribed, which is when he screamed, "I hate grape!!" "OK...I can do this," I thought.

I get him a Coke. I say, "Look, here's what you're going to do. Grab the medicine cap with your left hand and the Coke with your right. Now, when I say, drink the cup and hurry and swallow the Coke. I promise you won't taste it."

Success.

Then, once all's quiet, I'm thinking....

I JUST TAUGHT MY TODDLER TO DO SHOTS!!!!