So, Jr.'s girlfriend has a classic 'Audrey Hepburn' black satin dress. She wants him to wear a classic tux with a bow tie. He says "No."
So I tell her to tell him her dress is pink, and she would "So love" if he would wear a pink shirt/vest/tie. Then, when he balks, say "Well..you can wear a WHITE shirt...but ONLY if you wear a bow tie."
Bingo. I'm going straight to Hell.
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